تنبؤات الابراج 2012

A lawyer married a woman who
had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told
her new husband, "Please be gentle,
I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative:
he kept telling me how
great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services:
he was never really sure how it
was supposed to function, but he said
he'd look into it and get back
to me.
Husband #3 was from field services:
he said everything checked out
diagnostically but he just
couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing:
even though he knew he had the order,
he didn't know when he would
be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer:
he understood the basic process but wanted
three years to research, implement,
and design a new state-of-the-art
method.
Husband #6 was from finance and
administration: he thought he knew
how, but he wasn't sure whether
it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing:
although he had a nice product, he was
never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist:
all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist:
all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector:
all he ever did was... God! I miss
him! But now that I've married you,
I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband,

"

but, why?"
"You're a lawyer.
This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

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