تنبؤات الابراج 2012

9 WORDS WOMEN USE

(1)
Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up
جيد وتقولها لإنهاء جدال عندما تكون المرأة على صواب وتحتاج فيها للصمت
(2)
Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
خمسة دقائق وتعني نصف ساعة
عندما تريد المرأة الخروج
بينما عندما تحتاج التلفزيون
لمشاهدة مباراتك المفضلة فهي 5 دقائق بالضبط
(3)
Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
لا شيئ وهي تعني الهدوء الذي يسبق العاصفة
(4)
Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
أكمل .... وتعني إياك أن تكمل
(5)
Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
تعني أنها تقول أنك مغفل
ولا تعرف هي سبب وجودها مع هذا الاخرق الابله
(6)
That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
حسنا وهي من أخطر إفادات النساء
وتعني أنه عاجلا أو آجلا ستدفع الثمن لأخطائك
(7)
Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever'

شكرا لك عندما تسمعها أظهر ألإمتنان ولا تبحث في أمور أخرى
فهي في الغالب تكون تستهزئ بزوجها ولا تشكره
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Whatever: Is a women's way of saying
dam,n you
ولا يهمك فهي بلغة النساء تعني اللعنة
(9)
Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
لاتقلق بشأن ..... سأتدبر ألأمر
وهي تعني أن الموضوع تم طلبه منك
عدة مرات ولم تنجزه ولذلك ستقوم به لوحدها
ولذلك راجع النقطة الثالثة
(10)
DAMN YOU!!! and i hope u heard me loud and clear: this is the 10th word..when all else fail!!!!thats
according to a friend *
أللعنة عليك أتمنى أن تكون سمعت ما قلت
وهذه هي الكلمة العاشرة